Boots is getting lonely

Going on is boring

Tell me when the show is through

[Down streets] are for parking

Now kukuris are larking

Dirty sinks and [scented food]

Warm East German handshake

Common cuts don't have to pay

Tiny tea-tree windows ?

If you're feeling lonely

If you're feeling homey

Take it as a railroad sign

Oh ho-oh you're never alone

Oh ho-oh so what do you do

Oh ho-oh you never go home

Oh ho-oh they're looking for you