[Verse 1]

I haven’t got a clue what you’ve been talkin’ about

Your lips move but I hear gobbledegook

Don’t have a notion, what you saying

You one o’ them sesquipedalians

[Chorus 1]

I’m scriblin’ gib’rish

Back at you

Nothing but gib’rish

If only you knew

[Verse 2]

Another crappy matrix I can’t understand

I’ll prove I’m human, show you I’m a man

Can’t see those traffic lights, greasy bikes or steps

Any more of that and I will wring your bloody neck

[Chorus 2]

I’m scriblin’ gib’rish

Just for you

Nothing but gib’rish

Snookerakacho

[Instrumental Break]

[Verse 3]

I’m a sophisticated man with the emphasis on fist

Here’s your final warning to cease and desist

Go wash your mouth, you are speaking in tongues

Now you’re talking turkey, I ain’t getting any younger

[Chorus 3]

I’m scriblin’ gib’rish

Just for you

Nothing but gib’rish

If only you knew

Hoosanackamackerel

Schwanamagoo

Bend ovеr backwards

Until it turns blue