[verse]

Fuck the internet, im not on it

Offline — system shock

Get real. no cable

Stay in; im single player

MIKE AND CRAIG can't get online

They’re stuck on windows 95, and

How they gonna send you pics of their floppy disks no disk drive?

On your PC screenshots of their shit are your desktop

Amassed their fortune from AOL stock

6 phonelines —

Don’t disconnect

Fuck the net i dont wanna be on it

World wide web, man

Can't stay off it

[Chorus]

Nice car. nice teeth. pretty girl in the front seat

Palm trees. dont you dare wish you were me

[verse]

Look like shit, feel like shit

And i wanna go home

Friday night, showtime

Never leave this room

Anybody else miss 1995?

Or maybe it’s just me

Got chatroom-culture shock

LOL-hypertextholic

Beige box god im a chronophobic

You dont live in interesting times

Kill yourself for infinite lives

NO mercy owed; NO mercy given

Game’s not over ’til you win it

[Chorus]

Nice car. nice teeth. pretty girl in the front seat

Palm trees. dont you dare wish you were me

[verse]

I want your URLs: send me your shit so i can visit it

Three letters: IRL

It only exists if you tune in

Turn on, drop out

Install, log on AOL

Get set, sign on

Destroy, you’ve got mail

Unpause, reset

Molest, burn in hell

FUCK the internet;

Hope it folds

[Chorus]

Nice car. nice teeth. pretty girl in the front seat

Palm trees. dont you dare wish you were me