[Intro]

Who knew the DDC was this long

Like them long johns

You wearin’ when the winter is strong

Put this song on

We wanna hear the beat in your chest

Thinking about the way that you be comin’ up on me

Son

Guns, guns

Strapped up on the hip

Maybe you just evil when we givin’ you the slip

Like speak from the lips

We drippin’ in the open seas

Look at where they got me

And they sayin’ I’m free

So just stop

Stop

Stuck in like a cop

Droppin’ like a hobbit

Even lost at hopscotch

This is real

Love stop

I give what I got

Trying to make mе hate me and be somеthing that I'm not

There is blood

Blood

There's war up on them hills

You can’t escape the faces of the soldiers you killed

And if you do

Well

Tomorrow will be waiting

The world is everchanging

You’re the [?] at the hanging

[Hook]

What if

(What if)

We talk

(We talk)

About

(About)

Sex ed

(Sex ed)

Much as

(Much as)

Straight cats do?

(Straight cats do?)

Do

(Do)

What if

(What if)

Every

(Every)

Hip hip

(Hip hop)

Metaphor

(Metaphor)

Referred

(Referred)

To a dude?

[Verse 1]

Now we think

Uh

As we write

Uh

This line might

Uh

Frightin’ those right in the ass

MCs but these mc’in ain’t for you

Right but see you’re spitin’(?)

Almost spittin’

You’re delightin’

And you’re shittin’ from behind, behind

Bird

Or tryna’ rhymin’ words

Such a nervous skirt

I made you purge and [?]

This was a public trick

Of saying

I suck dick

Encourage a surge

Of meaning more than bugs to lick

And now the message is clear

This is the moment you fear

And with your [?] on it

Because you’ve been with your friends

And now you can’t tell the men

From the men you [?]

Breathing on your neck

When you were free in the stalls

I think you need a check

Because he’s grabbing fo sho’

But says he rap for the hoes

So they was rappin’ to distract us [?] tappin’ my jaw

Was it the beard that he feared

Or the girth of my girth

Or did he smile and hope that later that I’d tighten him up

What?

[Verse 2]

(Different voice: I got the magic stick)

I don’t want to hear about your magic stick

Nor your goodies

To even cop a feel

[?] could give a twenty-five a woody

Every day, all day

You replace the resistin’ with talkin’ about the jizzin

How you shoot P.I.M.P

To get loose

To not boost

The few bananas, a fruit

Too fresh like the berries that bless the T West

For some dollars I have scholared the heterosex test

Get boot knocking in a boom bat

This a clack

Givin’ a bad rap

To rap

Talking ‘bout how you the man

So what in the ass is a fat fawn with the back out the outback

Nigga you’re still wack

Brag about the ding-a-ling to the police sting

Till you jerk off the hands, workin’ lube and cream

Two sisters that I know given love to thirty-five year olds

Thugs rollin’ on them

Talking ‘bout nigga what

We would like to see you expand your lexicon

But until that day comes

Spare twenty-five your magic wand

(Background voice, fade out: Ok, ok, ok)

[Hook]

What if

(What if)

We talk

(We talk)

About

(About)

Sex ed

(Sex ed)

Much as

(Much as)

Straight cats do?

(Straight cats do?)

Do

(Do)

What if

(What if)

Every

(Every)

Hip hip

(Hip hop)

Metaphor

(Metaphor)

Referred

(Referred)

To a dude?

[Verse 3]

You give radioactivity like uranium

Play the stadiums

But fakeness caves like aluminum

Bafflin’

Why niggas hasslin’

Claim a mastery

Ceremoniously wacker than attackin’ me

And this is after class

It’s like an acting class

Rappers amassed, mad taxed

Grabbin’ at the cash

On every beat

It’s repetitive

I'll even let you live

Well, I'm a clever kid

And claiming shit I never did

Ain’t graduated from the school of hard knocks

Instead of credited

Got better things to do then give you credit

For a bit

You ain’t pimpin’

Don’t claim to be

Either way if they may see

Karma squirt you like a pimple painfully

Claiming DDC but won’t be free from the OC

Until ‘06

Another oval

And I see the name’s Barack

And you know this man

But hold my plan

I’m taking over

And this is my ransom

On my sober man

Reculture

[Hook]

What if

(What if)

We talk

(We talk)

About

(About)

Sex ed

(Sex ed)

Much as

(Much as)

Straight cats do?

(Straight cats do?)

Do

(Do)

What if

(What if)

Every

(Every)

Hip hip

(Hip hop)

Metaphor

(Metaphor)

Referred

(Referred)

To a dude?

[Outro]

(Live crowd cheering)

Y’all, y’all

C’mon man

Y’all ain’t never been in a shower

With a man

And uh

See this sud

Roll down and the crack of his ass

(Crying laughing)

I’m fooling y’all now

(Laughing)

I was fooling y’all

Those was jokes

Woooooo

Woooo

Anyways (incoherent talking)

(Music fade out immediately)