[Laughing]

I’m on Broadway

One, two

One, two, three, four

Yeah

[Verse 1]

I wake up in the morning and I wanna make some breakfast

Cereal bowl, spoon all up on my checklist

Got my Laughing Giraffe, cherry ginger cereal

I love it because it’s made of the organic material

Cocoa oil provides a dose of lauric acid

Tough day ahead, so I need it just to pass it

Go to pour my oat milk, then I start to flip

Because I turn it upside down and THERE’S ONLY ONE DRIP

[Chorus]

How’s your day?

Is it goooooooood?

Is it greeeeeeeeat?

I was gonna answer you, but then you walked away

How’s your day?

Is it goooooooood?

Is it greeeeeeeeat?

I was gonna answer you, but then you walked away

[Verse 2]

I’m going to Tulum(?) to a yoga retreat

Get some fresh air and enjoy the 90 degree heat

I’m bringing Fifi so I pack her Lulus

With a bag for poo poo for my boo boo

And her teepee

My dog is wearing her favorite dress

MDMA, THC in the pocket in her chest

CBD and we’re standing in line

I’m using sharper wheels(?) because they work everytime

Now I’m in tsa but they’re so damn heartless

They won’t let us through even though

She’s wearing her EMOTIONAL SUPPORT DOG HARNESS

[Chorus]

How’s your day?

Is it goooooooood?

Is it greeeeeeeeat?

I was gonna answer you, but then you walked away

How’s your day?

Is it goooooooood?

Is it greeeeeeeeat?

I was gonna answer you, but then you walked away

[Verse 3]

I saw Ariana Grande open for Beyoncé

Singing “Thank You, Next” and I’m all hyped up

Now I’m walkin’ out the Garden, soaking up the skyline

Just got a text from my friend at the High Line

We goin' to The Standard to meet Cardi B

I’ll introduce you to her cuz I got VIP

You got 15 minutes cuz my phone gonna die

And after that I’m gonna be inside

Now you know it’s lit, feeling like New York is mine

I call a Uber and he shows up on time

Pellegrino, Altoids, phone charger on the side

Gonna get a great review, five-star car ride

Start to doze off on his plush, plush seats

After 10 minutes, look up at the street

I’m staring at the sign and what does it say?

East 33rd?

He went the WRONG WAAAAAAAAAAAAY

[Opera voices, layered]

He went the wrong way

He went the wrong way

He went the wrong way

He went the wrong way

[He went the wrong way]

He went the wrong way

He went the wrong way

He went the wrong way

He went the wrong way

[He went the wrong way]

He went the wrong way

He went the wrong way

He went the wrong way

He went the wrong way

[He went the wrong way]

He went the wrong way

He went the wrong way

He went the wrong way

He went the wrong way

[He went the wrong way]