The Jesus I know had a nice home

Filled with stuff he worked hard to own

The Jesus I know saw those alone and sad

And turned them out into the cold

The Jesus I know put business over spirit and soul

Buy more, there's no such thing as too much greed

The Jesus I know lobbied the government so

His teachings could be enforced properly

Ooo, bah bah bah bah

[Chorus]

I’ve got a line direct to heaven

That sends me all I need

And there's no disconnect, I'm always right

’cause I've got God with me

Your words have no effect

I'm better, and it's clear to see

You've got a twig stuck in your eye

The God I know is on my side

Again

The Jesus I know closed the door on the sick and the poor

Compassion's inefficient and weak

The Jesus I know started wars for resources

Ignored the death toll and ruled the world mercilessly

[Chorus]

I've got a line direct to heaven

That sends me all I need

And there's no disconnect, I’m always right

’cause I've got God with me

Your words have no effect

I’m better, and it's clear to see

You've got a twig stuck in your eye

The God I know is on my side

Again

For all have sinned except for me

I'll hurl that first stone righteously

Oooh, judgement is mine

And I won’t think it through

Think it through

[Chorus]

I've got a line direct to heaven

That sends me all I need

And there's no disconnect, I'm always right

'cause I've got God with me

Your words have no effect

I'm better, and it's clear to see

You've got a twig stuck in your eye

The God I know is on my side

The God I know

The God I know

Is me