[Verse 1]

I am spiraling in a container of amniotic fluid

I cannot tell if I am still alive

I'm being fucked hard by the Easter Bunny and Cupid

All that's left of me is my unstoppable sex drive

Touch my body Easter Bunny

Yeah, just like that

You're so funny

I think I'm painting eggs in heaven

Because, of course I went to heaven

I dedicated my life to helping others

Oh shit, is that a violin symphony?

I fucking love that

I can feel the touch of Sam's grandmother

And the Easter Bunny

Oh yeah, touch my body Easter Bunny

[Chorus]

Yeah, just like that

Touch my body Easter Bunny (just like that)

Touch my body Easter Bunny

You're so funny

Yeah, just like that (Easter Bunny)

Touch my body Easter Bunny (just like that)

Touch my body Easter Bunny

You're so funny

Easter Bunny

[Verse 2]

Of all the holidays

Christmas, Hanukkah, The infant blood ritual I hold annually on September 24th, Saint Patricks Day

They all mean something to me

Hip hip hooray

But Easter has a special place in my heart

It was the day that our lord and savior Jesus rose from the dead

And had anal sex with a rabbit

Consensually

Oh, he was so velvety

I am so velvety

Touch my body Easter Bunny

Yeah, just like that

You're so funny

Am I dead?

The Pus-filled ingrown hair forming on my armpit tells me I am

Do I trust it? It seems fat

[Chorus]

Yeah, just like that

Touch my body Easter Bunny (just like that)

Touch my body Easter Bunny

You're so funny

Yeah, just like that (Easter Bunny)

Touch my body Easter Bunny (just like that)

Touch my body Easter Bunny

You're so funny

Easter Bunny

[Bridge: Deborah Healy, Vernon]

Deborah, wake up. We don't have much time. Deborah, please. I've wrapped your wound to stop it from bleeding, and your pussy to stop it from oozing

Vernon? Is that your hot, sweet, sexy voice?

Yes. Wake up or I will slap you

Honestly, I'm kinda into tha- ow

[Chorus]

Yeah, just like that

Touch my body Easter Bunny (just like that)

Touch my body Easter Bunny

You're so funny

Yeah, just like that (Easter Bunny)

Touch my body Easter Bunny (just like that)

Touch my body Easter Bunny

You're so funny

Easter Bunny