Backfired. Your plan, your plan Backfired

Backfired. My man, your plan Backfired in your face

You came into my life to test me

Your diplomatic drag depressed me

The glitter in your eyes undressed me

You were polished slick

Really thick

Wasting time dropping lines like

"I could get you into movies"

But we would up at HoJo's for hamburgers to go!

Backfired. Your plan

Backfired

Backfired. My man, your plan Backfired in your face

To steal my mind was your objective

The way you spoke was too aggresive

The silly jokes were not impressive

Like "a traveling salesman met...", "farmer with three daughters", yet!

All the quips were so suggestive

Then we ran down to HoJo's for hamburgers to go!

Backfired. Your plan

Backfired

Backfired. My man, your plan Backfired in your face

Well, come here my little dear, I've got what it takes

Give me just what I want and I'll give you a break

Well, don't slip on your lips cuz you're talking so fast

Buying for first, crying for last

Well come on my little lady, don't shoot me down

I've got strong connections all over town

Just drop to a dead stop

What?

Backfired. Your plan

Backfired

Backfired. My man, your plan Backfired in your face

You were polished slick

Really thick

Wasting time dropping lines

Backfired

"A traveling salesman met...", "a farmer with three daughters", yet!

Backfired

Backfired

Your plan

Backfired

Couldn't work out no...

Backfired

My man, your plan

Backfired in your face

It backfired

Backfired

Your plan just backfired

Oh no, it couldn't work out, backfired

Better get a new line and try it again

Slick performance on demand

Backfired

You better back up fast and head out west

You may still collect

Backfired

It backfired

Your plan

Backfired

Too bad...

Backfired

My man, your plan

Backfired

Well, come here my little dear, I've got what it takes

Give me just what I want and I'll give you a break

Well, don't slip on your lips cuz you're talking so fast

Buying for first, crying for last

Well come on my little lady, don't shoot me down

I've got strong connections all over town

Just drop to a dead stop