If you were the last man on earth

I would let the women have you

I’m fine alone

I’ve got the comfort of my home

If we were the last people on earth

I would still question my values

You’re incredibly mean

As cold as a broken machine

Why oh why god

Leave me with this man

Why oh why not

Give me a whole different plan

I don’t need this

I don’t want

Someone crude

He needs to get lost

But I don’t wanna lose him

If he’s all that I got

If I was the last woman on earth

I would be no different

Strong, smart and clever

Can handle just about whatever

If we were the last people on earth

We'd both drive each other insane

Opposites can attract, but also cause each other pain

And even though you’re not the last man to stand

I’m still letting you win after all that I planned

Is something wrong with me, where’s my common sense

I don’t need you to be a new experience

Is he all that I got?

I hope not