In the rain and snow when it's 20 below

For the exercise man

He'll ride that stupid bike as far as he can

He's the exercise man

He's got sponsors on the jersey he wears on his back

He'll die at 57 of a heart attack

But he'll ride that fuckin’ bike as far as he can

He's the exercise man

He uses the weight room at the motel 6

Cuz he's the exercise man

He's ran 20 miles by a quarter to 6

Cuz he's the exercise man

He eats broccoli and wheat germ and it's all gluten free

He's a regular patron at the GNC

He's got a powerful handshake and a permanent tan

He's the exercise man

Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!

You’re the Exercise Man

Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run!

You’re the Exercise Man

7 miles of traffic backed up in a turn

But you're pumpin' your legs and you're feelin' the burn

And you'll ride that fuckin’ bike just as far as you can

You're the exercise man

Stupid asshole.... exercise man

Fuckin’ douchebag.... exercise man

Fuck you... exercise man