I'm the uncool kid, I've been weird my whole life

I know what it's like to be stuck on the outside

And I keep it bottled up so on the surface I'm chilling, but it kills me

I'm young and I'm afraid that I'm losing the game

Don't you wanna be uncool like me?

Smoking cigarettes a la bourgeoisie

Drinking till the AM, going home with strange men

Don't you wanna be uncool like me?

And it's not healthy but this is what my creed is

I do whatever I like and fuck who disagrees with it

And I keep it bottled up so on the surface I'm chilling, but it kills me

I'm young and I'm afraid that I'm losing the game

Don't you wanna be uncool like me?

Smoking cigarettes a la bourgeoisie

Drinking till the AM, going home with strange men

Don't you wanna be uncool like me?

Don't you wanna be uncool like me?

Sit back and sink another drink like me

Red wine, ecstasy. Fake love, heavenly

Don't you wanna be uncool like me?

Don't you wanna be uncool like me?

Smoking cigarettes a la bourgeoisie

Drinking till the AM, going home with strange men

Don't you wanna be uncool like me?