[Intro Skit: Unknown]

Bro, okay, okay, it goes—

What the fuck do you know?

What the fuck do I think I know?

What the fuck do you know?

What the fuck do I think I—

[Verse 1: Øddity]

Everybody told me that opposites attract

Every time I looked at you, I thought I felt that

Lately you been feeling distant, we agree on nothing

Fighting all the time, I can even feel it when we fucking

You and I promised each other we would last for years

But it’s been three months and I wish I could disappear

Was it something that I did? Or something that I didn’t?

Or something I missed reading the fine print?

I wish that it was something I said

But it’s natural for us, we could talk it out

But stopping would be tough

[Pre-Chorus: Øddity]

My magnet is pushing you away

Opposite sides of this horrible love

We’re only together for a place to stay

But that’s just not enough

[Chorus: Milo]

Do the math, we're fucking opposites

Don't hit me back, I don't have time for shit

Wrong fucking path, you might be missed

If you don't do the math, I'll be fucking pissed

[Post-Chorus Skit: Unknown]

Wait, fuck, that's stupid, haha

Before I was here, I fucked your mom

Old girl's a ticking time-bomb, bahaha

[Verse 2: Milo]

Øddity, shit's really odd (Okay)

Someone please link the stable relationship mod (Boo)

In seriousness, I thought we were meant to be

But you turned out to be an opposite, an enemy

Shit isn't working, can't even stay friends, I see

Bestie, we need to actually think this through

Or in a second, we'll be saying, "It's not me, it's you!" (Wait)

Do the math, fucking algebra

Unless you want me to be a human tarantula (What?)

[Pre-Chorus: Øddity]

My magnet is pushing you away

Opposite sides of this horrible love

We’re only together for a place to stay

But that’s just not enough

[Chorus: Milo]

Do the math, we're fucking opposites

Don't hit me back, I don't have time for shit

Wrong fucking path, you might be missed

If you don't do the math, I'll be fucking pissed

[Bridge: Both]

Do the math, please don't hit me back

We took the wrong fucking path

If you don't do the math, I'll be fucking pissed

We're fucking opposites, you might be missed

[Chorus: Milo]

Do the math, we're fucking opposites

Don't hit me back, I don't have time for shit

Wrong fucking path, you might be missed

If you don't do the math, I'll be fucking pissed

[Outro: Nigel, Spoken]

(Milo, you ate that shit up!)