[Chorus]

Thought I’d be the funny one took another path

As a kid thought I was Mikey turns out that I’m Raph (and they told me)

Be the funny one I took another path

As a kid thought I was Mikey turns out that I’m Raph (that I’m Raph)

That I’m Raph I may chop someone in half

Think I’m joking I don’t laugh something dark is in my past (in my past)

Yea I’m Raph I may chop someone in half

Think I’m joking I don’t laugh something dark is in my past (and it be like)

[Verse 1]

Now you see it in me

You know I got the glow like there’s neon in me

When I’m on a track I’m as mean as can be

That’s why you call me Raph like this TMNT

Ain’t no hero but I have shells

Mean like Raphael

Grinding everyday, Michelangelo on handrails

Landing on my back wheels

No I can’t fail

Y’all be on the fence I can’t dwell where you rats dwell

I be in the trenches with my weapon ammunition

When I say I stand on business means I’m on top of the building

Wielding sais and stars I’m spinning

Whizzing past my competition now I

Got no opposition all my ops is nonexistent (you)

[Chorus]

Thought I’d be the funny one took another path

As a kid thought I was Mikey turns out that I’m Raph (and they told me)

Be the funny one I took another path

As a kid thought I was Mikey turns out that I’m Raph (that I’m Raph)

That I’m Raph I may chop someone in half

Think I’m joking I don’t laugh something dark is in my past (in my past)

Yea I’m Raph I may chop someone in half

Think I’m joking I don’t laugh something dark is in my past (and it be like)

[Verse 2]

Told me that it was the ooze but what do I choose

I’m drinking up all of the booze I wear red but I got the blues

I’m not one to follow the rules and I’m the first one they will accuse

Try these on for sais often times they don’t fit but I’m kind amused

You don’t really want me chopping find me walking out bring a mop in

I’ve been leaving the clan with no option bopping steady how I’m rocking

I don’t know why I don’t know why I’m so fly like Baxter

You never lie what do I find every time my back’s turned

Put up a sai look at you sigh one day’s what I’m offering

When I walk by you think of Si that one funny Robertson

You’re overdue for a clobbering

Don’t know why you are involved with him

Back in the sewer crawling in

I’m far to gone to follow him

[Chorus]

Thought I’d be the funny one took another path

As a kid thought I was Mikey turns out that I’m Raph (and they told me)

Be the funny one I took another path

As a kid thought I was Mikey turns out that I’m Raph (that I’m Raph)

That I’m Raph I may chop someone in half

Think I’m joking I don’t laugh something dark is in my past (in my past)

Yea I’m Raph I may chop someone in half

Think I’m joking I don’t laugh something dark is in my past (and it be like)