[Chorus]

Hey man my name isn’t D.Core

‘Scuse me my name isn’t D.Choir

Hey lady my name isn’t D.Queer

Then who have we here?

Yeah I am D.Cure the nerdy kid

With his hair dyed looking like I’m one of the muppets

I’m Beaker when I get off school I’m walking back home and I’m playing my trumpet

To be sure I’m the kid with the big ears bag of the candy snacking on something

No class interruptions won’t dance at the function

[Verse 1]

Here he goes with his weary flows comping on Honey Nut Cheerios

It appears he knows with spectacles that are thick enough to peer into souls

From Troopers Imperial to something material

You ever run outta milk and pour OJ over your cereal?

I don’t recommend it my bad call meter is clearly full

Arching over backwards so I can be here in sole

‘Nother one here we go until I feel ethereal

You should know that it’s light work

And I’m nowhere near a bulb

[Chorus]

Hey man my name isn’t D.Core

‘Scuse me my name isn’t D.Choir

Hey lady my name isn’t D.Queer

Then who have we here?

Yeah I am D.Cure the nerdy kid

With his hair dyed looking like I’m one of the muppets

I’m Beaker when I get off school I’m walking back home and I’m playing my trumpet

To be sure I’m the kid with the big ears bag of the candy snacking on something

No class interruptions won’t dance at the function

[Verse 2]

Can’t smooth out these two cowlicks who in town’s got worse hair

Not too loud but I move valves now who’s child is first chair

I’m tuned out when I do doubt watch toons down in my nerd lair

Like word where? The third heir of Donald he gave me a stern stare

And mom back when she had permed hair

And back when I had bleached tips

When we used to watch Heathcliff

And there was no one I had beef with

Except some guy named Stroganoff

I left noodles with a mean twist

And too many bars to hold em off

And more sauce than a deep dish

[Chorus]

Hey man my name isn’t D.Core

‘Scuse me my name isn’t D.Choir

Hey lady my name isn’t D.Queer

Then who have we here?

Yeah I am D.Cure the nerdy kid

With his hair dyed looking like I’m one of the muppets

I’m Beaker when I get off school I’m walking back home and I’m playing my trumpet

To be sure I’m the kid with the big ears bag of the candy snacking on something

No class interruptions won’t dance at the function

[Bridge]

I used to go by Snacktreats

As a kid thought “I’ll be an athlete!”

For a while there got a wild hair

And I thought here I’ll make rap beats

But the teacher read from that sheet

And she couldn’t get my name right

So D.Choir sat in the last seat

Although I hide in plain sight

[Chorus]

Hey man my name isn’t D.Core

‘Scuse me my name isn’t D.Choir

Hey lady my name isn’t D.Queer

Then who have we here?

Yeah I am D.Cure the nerdy kid

With his hair dyed looking like I’m one of the muppets

I’m Beaker when I get off school I’m walking back home and I’m playing my trumpet

To be sure I’m the kid with the big ears bag of the candy snacking on something

No class interruptions won’t dance at the function