Jessica’s so burnt out, she’s filled with all this doubt

Adderall can’t shake the smile she learned to fake

Drowning in student debt

Wish that she could go back

Life was so simple then

Now what’s her age again?

Where’s the UGG boots and the tube tops?

And where is Paris telling everybody “that’s hot”?

When did flip phones become vintage?

Whatever happened to sidekicks, hit clips, my LimeWire had

Britney, Christina, way before Rihanna

There was Avril and Nelly and fear factor on NBC

Her two friends are Gen Z

They tell her that she’s cringey

‘Cause she still never outgrew 2002 (2002)

She’s played all the sims

Got an iPod filled with hits

Loved Britney with JT

Broke her heart when they called it quits

She still remembers when Toby was Spider-Man

And watching Kelly win but she wasn’t a Simon fan

Where’s the tracksuit branded Juicy?

And when did Megan Fox turn into a groupie?

When did Netflix become TV?

Whatever happened to chatrooms, mixtapes, on my iTunes was

Britney, Christina, way before Rihanna

There was Gordo and Lizzy and TRL on MTV

Her two friends are Gen Z

They tell her that she’s cringey

‘Cause she still never outgrew 2002 (2002)

She hates time, make it stop

When did Stacey’s mom become classic rock?

And when did Kanye go insane?

Please make this stop, stop, stop

And bring back Britney, Christina, way before Rihanna

There was Avril and Nelly and fear factor on NBC

Her two friends are Gen Z

They tell her that she’s cringey

‘Cause she still never outgrew (2002)

Britney, Christina, way before Rihanna

There was Gordo and Lizzy and TRL on MTV

Her two friends are Gen Z

They tell her that she’s cringey

‘Cause she still never outgrew 2002