They say I need some Rogaine to put in my hair

Working out at the gym to fit my underwear

I'ma do the things that I wanna do

I ain't got a thing to prove to you

I'll eat my candy with the pork and beans

Excuse my manners if I make a scene

I ain't gonna wear the clothes that you like

I'm fine and dandy with the me inside

One look in the mirror and I'm tickled pink

I don't give a hoot about what you think

Psycho killer, pork and beans

Everyone likes to dance to a happy song, hey, hey

With a catchy chorus and beat so they can sing along, hey, hey

Timbaland knows the way to reach the top of the charts, huh? huh?

Maybe if I work with him, I can perfect the art

I'ma do the things that I wanna do

I ain't got a thing to prove to you

I'll eat my candy with the pork and beans

Excuse my manners if I make a scene

I ain't gonna wear the clothes that you like

I'm fine and dandy with the me inside

One look in the mirror and I'm tickled pink

I don't give a hoot about what you think

I don't care, I don't care

I don't care, I don't care, I don't care, I don't care

I'ma do the things that I wanna do

I ain't got a thing to prove to you

I'll eat my candy with the pork and beans

Excuse my manners if I make a scene

I ain't gonna wear the clothes that you like

I'm fine and dandy with the me inside

One look in the mirror and I'm tickled pink

I don't give a hoot about what you think