She got a

Paper or plastic

Presents itself as a decision with an obvious answer (She got a)

You pick paper 'cause the plastic will end up in the ocean

Giving a whale cancer

But did you know that

The paper in this bag is made from the prickly peckerwood tree

Which happens to be the residency of the dwarf-winged beaver bee

And when the dwarf-winged beaver bees no longer have

Homes in which to go, then I think you should know

That they've been known to reconstruct their hives

Right inside of those same whale's blowholes

So you can weigh

All these factors before you choose to decide

But either way

Know this

A whale is gonna die

No matter what you choose

A whale is gonna die

No matter what you do

A whale is gonna die

It's gonna be okay

Except in the case you're a whale

A whale is gonna die

Dine in or take-out

An inconsequential question at the fast food restaurant

So you take it to go, then on the way home

You know you start to smelling those french fries

So you reach in the bag

And take your eyes off the road and drive straight off a bridge

And who knows what's in the water below

So you should've dined in

But if you dined in

You decide to shake salt on those fries

With the shaker that the previous guy coughed on

And then you rub your eyes, oh no

The next morning, you wake up with a wicked face itch

You drive to urgent care, your eyes swell shut

Then you drive off the very same bridge from when

You didn't dine in, and did I mention

Both times you hit a whale

A whale is gonna die

No matter what you choose

A whale is gonna die

No matter what you do

A whale is gonna die

It's gonna be okay

Except in the case you're a whale

A whale is gonna die