Doctor try'n' to tell me

That I'm gettin' low on sap

I'm in a strange, she's try'n' to drink me in

I think I got the clap

Oh, no, that ain't the way I wanna go

Oh, no, one monkey don't stop no show

Po-lice try'n' to catch me

Gonna put my ass in jail

So it's the end, I got no friends

An' I'll never make my bail

Oh, no, that ain't the way I wanna go

Oh, no, one monkey don't stop no show

Wa-oww!

Fireman wants to sue me

Said, "I'll set your ass on fire."

Said, "I'll beat ya, I'll mistreat ya."

He's a fuckin' liar

Oh, no, one monkey don't stop no show

Oh, no, that ain't the way I wanna go

Warden wants to put me

Said, in the 'lectric chair

Said, "Good riddance to bad rubbish."

He don't really even care

Oh, no, that ain't the way I gonna go

Oh, no, one monkey don't stop no show

Yeah-aw

Fireman wants to sue me

Said, "I'll set your ass on fire."

Said, "I'll beat ya, I'll mistreat ya."

He's a fuckin' liar

Oh, no, one monkey don't stop no show

Oh, no, that ain't the way I wanna go

Warden wants to put me

In the ee-lectric chair

Says, "Good riddance to bad rubbish."

He don't really even care

But oh, no, one monkey don't stop no show

Oh, no, that ain't the way I'm gonna go

Wa-oww!