IMAGINARY PLAYERZ

By DatBoyJaden

Released on September 9, 2025

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[Intro]

Yo

It’s that nigga DatBoyJaden, you feel me?

The shit I be talking about is shit I do on a day-to-day basis

(OMG DatBoyJaden)

While you niggas and bitches poppin’ it on the net, banging the set

I’m in the studio making hit records (OMG DatBoyJaden)

That y’all gon’ play on y’all cassettes, haha

I’m this young and already did more than you and your parents ever did

I’m this young and still harder than your favorite rappers

You better ask somebody, haha

Look


[Tag]

Holla at ’em, Jaden


[Verse 1]

Now I spit that other shit, that DatBoyJaden stunna shit

Real nigga, like 6'2, fine, I does this shit

Sneakin’, poppin’ shit under breath, you gotta smuggle it

Y’all be on my dick and my balls, y’all be juggling

Y’all fake monеy, car wash, raised money

I’m the typе to blow a bag, fuck bitches, take money

Tell them niggas get off they ass, this is self-made money

Everything I get, wear, and buy — this well-paid money

I got the hardest shit, in school the smartest kid

Them AP classes don’t faze me, I harvest it

Real rapper, lyricist, I conduct the hardest ship

Fuck I wanna listen to your music for? Go market it (nigga)

Stop lyin’, ’cause in person you was cryin’

On the ’Gram you was poppin’ it, that bullshit we not buyin’ (nigga)

I’m hot in the summer, I’m hot in the winter, I’m hot in fall

Spring, master-sharp like a splinter, bitch


[Interlude]

The shit I be talkin’, I really live and go through

So it’s easy for me to make a hit record

All that hatin’ shit you niggas be on

Eventually gon’ catch up to you

All that mouth — stop actin’ like a bitch


[Verse 2]

Niggas, I beat ’em all up, come back fists balled up

Y’all niggas like to jump, be scared, y’all all fucked

I don’t cut but I’ll fight, them fades y’all all duck

Whole school starin’ like “Jaden, what the fuck?”

It’s like that, Jaden

Come right back, Jaden

Don’t beat his ass, make family sad

Don’t do ’em like that, Jaden

Oh, you for real?

Yeah, I’m for real

These niggas unreal

That’s how you feel?

That’s how I feel

No need to conceal

That’s how I feel, bitch

I’ll hit you niggas with a broom, and I don’t care which

This fly shit that I be talkin’ will make you feel rich

Been that nigga since 2008

I’m still standin’, 17 years tall, got y’all sick — equate

Broke-ass niggas, haha


[Interlude]

You niggas can’t even afford Tylenol, Pepto-Bismol

Cheap-ass niggas, great value, Family Dollar-ass niggas (haha)

Look, haha


[Verse 3]

Fake friends

Niggas be fake friends, fake friends

Got me contemplatin’, thinkin’ like why we became friends

All them niggas fake and phony, I don’t need to make friends

Because I learned after years, great friends remain friends

They gon’ stab you in your back, might spit on your grave

They don’t support until you hot, then wanna ride your wave

Hold on — them niggas busters

Like playin’ games, call ’em Dave

If it’s not ass-whoopings you crave

Bitch, don’t misbehave

Suck my dick, you’s a bitch — but I know you’ll do it

You’s a trick, it makes me sick, man, I’m about to lose it

Lunatic, you crazy bitch, tighten up and screw it

Flip the switch, get up, don’t flinch — like Nike, I’ma do it

She’s graceless (ha), placeless

She a fake friend, fuck nigga every date, bitch

Can’t trust her, she ain’t got Fenty? Styles aplenty?

Can’t cuff her

She ain’t that pretty? Mono, Da Vinci?

Can’t love her


[Interlude]

Man, what the fuck you mean, “What 16-year-old you know dressing like this?”

Me, bitch — everywhere I go I put that shit on

You niggas don’t know fashion

Y’all be basic, tight-ass pants, big-ass shoes, clown-ass niggas


[Outro]

You wanna talk fashion? Well, what the fuck you askin’?

I pull up in my cowboy hat, boots, long packin’

I walk in, fly as fuck, everybody gaspin’

You think I’m gay the way I dress — but yo son saggin’ (eww)

I know I’m stunnin’, you niggas shocked

Y’all get my crumbs, leftovers like a bird, y’all flock

I ain’t gon’ argue, might I warn you — you might get socked

Dumb nigga, pick yo pants up before you drop

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