Schwan’s

Ya I work at results. I ain't got shit to show for it except for insults. Listen to sultans of swing, I'm doin' my thing. Really I'm married and I wear this ring. I'm so clingy I tied the knot. You don't know snot. I blow my nose and knowledge come out. My beer is so stout. Standing tall that is all I do I never will pout. I just started trade school 🏫 I'm gonna be a wind turbine technician. Still working on paying tuition. Paying off loans, getting directly deposited. U just the opposite

You talk to the cops n’ Shit. I do this shit regularly. I’m back on my bullshit and I’m getting paid 14.50 an hour to sit on my ass and talk to crassy people on schwan’s! It’s grocery shopping online! They take the time to tell a mutha fucka what they want for two weeks. My driver didn’t show up; How I’m gon’ eat?! I tell em I don’t know but you betta get off mah mutha fuckin phone! Before I show up to your house like the guys from home alone! I got cho address at 4357 Sloane ave dodge texas

77334.... Then they got scared... Then they get quiet.. I offer them 2$ off of there strawberry 🍓 fruit bars and they said" okay I'll buy it" and I said okay ur total is 6.95$ "then they said "yeah ok that's fine" then I said" ok, now what about mines??" You must be joking, let me speak with your supervisor. BITCH NO YOU JUST DIDNT " calls are recorded for all purposes" then they said ok, when's my delivery date?" Then I said wait, my Citrix is slower than 🐌 snails,u betta check ur email

I submitted the order don't ask for no mo details! They said I got kids man don't come to my house I got guns. I said I got guns too bitch I'm coming thru. I'm being delivered between 2 and 5 on Tuesday. But then you won't be alive on Wednesday. Yo wife gon' call me Sensei. I'll teach her things that you never seen. Not even online. They said I feel threatened.. I said fine. Next time u ask to speak with my soop, I'll come thru ur roof. Then they said bye. Then I said good bitch

I got a handle time! Click. It's time to take the next call. No supervisor involved. I should just go into technical difficulties and take the day off. But that would seem soft. Fuck it I'm lost. Having a panic attack at my desk. Im gripping on to my chair for dear life. My head is spinning and spinning then I said this ain't right... I go into lunch and go home