[Intro]

Okay

Pear pear pear

Okay

[Verse 1 - DASHER]

Y-young dash boy

I am a goblin

Live in your basement

I'm causin' you problems

Steal all your jewels yes yes I be robbin'

I'm a rare boy yeah I know I'm not common

I’m on your stove

And I’m cookin’ up ramen

Pear, pear, pear

Might just go drink me some water

New new Mexico boy

It’s getting much hotter

Young dash boy I steal up your daughter

Writing up essays I should be an author

Come here son 'cause i am your father

Ou-out here ballin’ like i’m playing soccer

Dash boy

I'm a goblin I am a monster, ok ok

She she wanted me cause she thought I had dough

I don't like girls that got coke on their nose

They they are so crusty, look at her toes

Always at Goodwill yeah, look at my clothes

I I don’t got ice, but I still am so cold

[Verse 2 - PEARTREE]

Pear pear pear

Ya I made it

Peartree, the choppa as my house key

People be hatin' cause I be doing me, I'm only 15 (15)

And the boy Dasher be flexin' Thrasher

I be spending bands like a casher, casher

And if she a flip we know we have to pass her (pass her)

(Pear pear pear)

You're a nail, boy, and I'm a big hammer

You need to spell right

Need to learn your grammar

That boy need to learn how to spell

(Pear)

She be looking like a snack but she need a Tic Tac

Her breath smells like an ass crack

God damn that stinks

Pear, you need to slow down

You need to back track

Pear

Catch me in New Flexico

I keep it on the low, on the low

Pear