[Intro]

Soldier boy, oh my little soldier boy

I need you to

SHUT THE FUCK UP

[Verse 1]

I should release six songs even though my rap's whack

Listen to them and pretend I'm good as [Yelling At Cats]

Sit back patiently and watch as they gather dislikes

Who would like this dumb shit? I didn't even use a mic

Can't afford one, and I'm new, so no one knows my name

Can't even rap that good, but I'm not here to complain

This song is just a simple tribute to [YAC]

My favorite rapper forever and the guy who inspired me

I'll rap ninety-one words in the next nine lines

And practice this damn song ninety-one more times

And why ninety-one, you may ask, well I'll tell you now, see

I don't know why this song was called 91 originally

So I'm trying to give meaning to the title of this shit

And now I'll move on to my other stuff before I forget

Twilight's best pony, she is now and forever

And when it comes to me, that's a thing you better remember

Ha, I'm just kidding, that's a dumb reason to hate

Your opinion, I will love, respect and tolerate

Call me egghead because I like to read a lot

Trust me, I watch MLP for more than the plot

That was supposed to be a joke, although my jokes all fail

I mess them up like I'm Derpy Hooves delivering mail

I'm just a simple brony trying to find my way in life

While I make pony songs to keep our fandom alive

Fuck all the hate that the haters like to throw

Hating on the bronies because we watch a TV show

The haters try to say I'm wack, but I'll have the last laugh

You fuck around with me, I'll put my size ten up your ass

Well, this is what I've written, I've made my own vision

Gotta rap with precision, and that's my only mission

I've got so much to work for, so I'll do this more

I'll walk out the door while I talk shit some more

[Verse 2]

I'm sorry, for the shit that I did

I shouldn't have left, and left the fandom like this

It hurts when I see bronies going away

And I don't want to be a casualty of old age

I want to stay in this fandom and keep it strong

And mourn the other musicians who have long since gone

I wanna stay here in the fandom and make pony songs

And praise Celestia and Luna almost like they're gods

This fandom saved me, now I want to save it

Keep it going forever, and never ever call it quits

And I might never make it mainstream, that's true

But fuck the fame shit, I'll do this for you