[Heems]
Yes, yes, yes yes
More like a spiced-out Manmohan Singh
Or like a spiced-out I.K. Gujral
Like a spiced-out Bhagat Singh
Spice wars, crack wars
I love this song, shorty said
[Verse 1]
Queens Boulevard Kierkegaard, hustle hard
Hustle bustle OMG, on my guard, oh my god
Vic came back with three pizzas
Gave one to Dap
His stomach under-crowded
Proud kid, young Samaritan
Fuck a George Harrison, embarrassing
Sitars no comparison, looking garish
Hit it out the park, Roger Maris
Plus Shea Stadium, Flushing, Corona
Chop shop, Pop Rocks, My Sharona, ginkgo biloba
Hold up, slow up
Blow up, pull-o-ver
Get Smart Again, it’s a cardigan, play the race card again
And again, and again, drinks at Bennigan’s
Where’s Ralph Waldo, Ellison
Person of color, yall can’t see me
Shoot at you actors like a DP
Ernie Anastos, asbestos, apartments
Smarter in a Starter Jacket, custom compartments
Illuminati, in my mind soul and my body (pause)
Young Bobby Digital, hobby, physical
That’s amazing, that’s amazing, that’s amazing
[Verse 2]
Yo, yeah
That’s amazing, that’s racist, that’s fake shit
That’s space shit, that’s vacant, that’s complacent
That’s plague shit, that’s offensive
That’s Tet Offensive, that’s defenseless
That’s holiday, Doc Holiday, keep the doc away
Sitting by the dock of the bay on yay
Kanye I'mma let you finish
Helsinki, blinky blink, stinky stink, stanky stank
Frank-n-Dank, feelin hot yo, watchin Rosanna Scotto
Liz Cho, Sade Baderinwa, Sue Simmons
Mr. G, Mr. Me, Mr. Me Too
Who care who Muslim, who Hebrew
He cool, he wack, back street, street back
Alley cat, rally that, Taliban, alley man
Minivan, van, hans, hands
Hold hands across America, Jesus on the cross
Paid the cost to see the boss
Scalpers got the money, no Rick Ross
Big boss, man, PaRappa the Rappa, in Napa Valley
Valley man, mountain man, fountain pen, count it man
Borders crossed, or its Audemars
Order you out the country tomorrow, order yours
Don’t go chasing waterfalls
Hazmat suit, Nasdaq suit
Pass that zoot, blast that truth, booth
Teens found slain, bang bang bang bang
Unfounded truth, brown kid, yuke
Brown kid shoot, the township youth
Shoot, shoot the township youth
Shoot, shoot the township youth
Y'all didn't believe me, huh
Okay
[Heems & Kool AD]
Yeeaaaahh
Okay
Yeeaaaahhhh
Okay, Okay
[Kool AD]
Okay
Hey yo, that’s amazing, blunt in your mouth talk
Silly strutters Sally Struthers, Gilmore Girls
Smothers Brothers at The Fillmore
Hand me that capo
Cop all of my Snapple at Staples
Four flavor kettle corn
Heavy metal porno flick chicks with tattoos
Rolling up spliffs with Bambus
Damn dude
Whole load of Head and Shoulder shampoo
My Dominican friend finna stab you
Ask two questions
One: who the kid? Two: who the kid?
Both times the answer stay Kool A.D
Ayyo, who is this though
The kid ran the fuck out the door
And never came back til three weeks later
In the same black t-shirt
Stayed yakked til his teeth hurt
Coughing up blood like
Nah, nah don’t worry bout it
Roll up in a silver Hyundai and scurry up out it
Niced out, no, riced out, drop like a ___ with a tail fin
Boo in the back looking like a young Sarah Palin
But yo pass the Craisins
A young couple of gods in the castle stay blazin'
Watching Tavis Smiley, writing emails to Richard Grabel
White Owl, Cacique, and Sprite on the table
Seven channels no cable
EMI hollerin hoping that the publishing
Go up like NASDAQ
Don’t even remember if I’m BMI or ASCAP
Maybe I’m past that, I think I’m past that
No I’m not past rap, well maybe I’m past rap
Finna be past that
Finna be a mathemagician now
Hocus pocus, with the dope sick Vanna White with no tits
And a banana light cream soda, coca cola
Ringtone, ringtone, Motorola
Sammy Sosa skin cream, Michael Jackson disease
[Kool AD]
Thirty-one inch inseam, attractive mac and cheese
Lamping in Jeruse, with the Maccabees
Checks from Bard College cashed at Pay-o-Matic
On Broadway, pass the yayo magic, static
On the 27-inch Zenith, believe it
Cheeses, Cheese Puffs
Cheez Doodles, Cup o’ Noodles, Slim Jims, Quarter Waters
Quarters, corners dodecahedrons
Demons, basting virgin orchids with their semen
Sunflower seeds, Van Gogh Gogh Gogh
Go in, Go-Go Gadget, Gauguin, Rodin, Ronin, Conan
Cocaine, Rogaine, woodgrains, fertilizer
Phantom Tollbooth hold you…
[Hima]
…street meat, street heat, beat beat, eat beets
Beat Street, Wild Style while light up my life
Froot Loops, Kix, raps that’s kid-tested, mother approved
Rude, Rubik’s Cube, Uncle Sam don’t want you Himanshu
Heems, schemes, creams, screams
Screens, Queens, Beam, means
Justify ends, tens, Benz, cockblock my friends
Bends, Pablo Honey, money, Brown Bunny
Doug Funnie, dunny, crummy, dummy
Gumby, green, yeah
Hindu Kush in my blood, push comes to shove
Shove back, love back, thug rap, shrug rap, bug rap