[Hook]

Das Racist kick your ass

Das Racist kick your face

Das Racist kick your balls into outer space

Das Racist kick your ass

Das Racist kick your face

Das Racist kick your balls into outer space

[Verse 1: Kool A.D.]

Das Racist crazy loco, got the coca in my nose like a moco

Finna drill baby drill like Sunoco

She keep giving me sign like Coco

Just like her, I tell her sometimes I'm a bonobo

Sometimes I'm an oranguatuan, mang

Mommy looking bangarang

Dang mommy, dang mommy, dang mommy, daaaaang

Call me Lily Tomlin

Fuck with Short Cuts like I'm Robert Altman

Fuck with long shots like I'm Robert Altman

Fuck with actresses like I'm Robert Altman

No it's not my fault man

Your girl's trying to ask me all about my art man

I don't know where to start man

Strangest organ is the human heart, man

She said I'm stupid smart man

High on the trees like Jane and Tarzan

She caught a wink from the barman

Copped me drinks and I'm sweet like Marzipan

I got the strangest damn heart

Shorty said I'm dressed like Devendra Banheart

I got the strangest damn heart

Shorty said I'm just like Devendra Banheart

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[Verse 2: Heems]

A real Romeo, shorty said I'm just like the fat dude from Chromeo

And I'm on the job, shorty said I'm Turtle from Entourage

I'm eating quiche with Ke$ha, piece of pizza

Salad Ceasar, Visa Visa

Gartrelle Gordon, power like Zordon

Pardon morons, I eat louson and Grey Poupon

Know what kinda shit I'm on, well what are you on

Dawg just move on

Pizza Boboli, Pizza Boboli

Holy moly, fools don't know me

Mommy like porno, that's Digiorno

Mario Cuomo, Andrew Cuomo

Body like porno, she from Sicily

I'm like bon giorno, she said you're so Sacco Vanzetti

Mad confetti

I get cheddy

Pass that cheese linguini

Hella ziti, y'all can't see me

Yeah yeh yeh yeh yeh yeh, yeah yeh yeh yeh yeh yeh

Y'all can't see me

DR

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