Bad Day - Intellectual

[Verse 1: Darwin Deez]

I hope that the last page

Of your eight-hundred page novel is missing

I hope that it rains

If you leave the window down on your red Mustang

'Cause every day ought to be a bad day for you

If you drop your keys

I hope there's a sewer somewhere very nearby

I hope that your team lost

I hope your new girl takes off with a new guy

'Cause every day ought to be a bad day for you

And I would like to be your girlfriend

So I could dump you

And I would like to be your garbage man

So I would never have to pick up your trash again

Maybe you should wonder

Why your apartment is always so empty

Well I hope you get locked out

Of that apartment and have to call Jenny (Ohhh!)

'Cause every day ought to be a bad day for you

Every day ought to be a bad day for you

'Cause every day ought to be a bad day for you

But I'm sorry if it ever is, I'm sorry if it ever is

I'm sorry if it ever is