[Intro]

Fall on your knees

Get you hot, worship me

Like I'm the devil

[Verse 1]

Many fam's decorate the house with ornaments

When it is that time of the year

Walmart, Target, those things are good for Christmas shopping

That's the point when its all sale

Then your daughter gets an iPad for her presents

Nothing gives you stupid children quite the trill like an Apple product

Some skincare, and a Needoh, and a ten-buck giftcard

[Pre-Chorus]

It's so fucking dumb, the way you raise your kids

So when they grow up, they'll be a bitch

Come pray to this devil, it's name is Apple

Buy a new product, come to us

[Chorus]

Fall-all-all on your knee-ee-ees

Get you o-o-on, worship me like I'm the Devil

Fall-all-all on your knee-ee-ees

Get you o-o-on, worship me like I'm the Devil

[Verse 2]

Bet you kids just want to cry when you see

"Free Palestine" or Gaza on your fucking feed

Bet Talking Tom watches you while you play or sleep

'Cause they have cameras in their eyes

There's no wonder all the scandals are involving Roblox (R-o-o-o-blox)

If y'all just stop buying shit, then your kids would finally be healthy and be safe

[Pre-Chorus]

It's so fucking dumb, the way you raise your kids

So when they grow up, they'll be a bitch

Come pray to this devil, it's name is Apple

Buy a new product, come to us

[Chorus]

Fall-all-all on your knee-ee-ees

Get you o-o-on, worship me like I'm the Devil

Fall-all-all on your knee-ee-ees

Get you o-o-on, worship me like I'm the Devil

[Bridge]

Don't repress yourself, express yourself

Scream, "David B. you're weird as hell"

Pedo's don't get caught as well, Not all Epstein files are out

Don't repress yourself, express yourself

Scream, "David B. you're weird as hell"

Pedo's don't get caught as well, Not all Epstein files are out

[Chorus]

Fall-all-all on your knee-ee-ees

Get you o-o-on, worship me like I'm the Devil

Fall-all-all on your knee-ee-ees

Get you o-o-on, worship me like I'm the Devil

[Outro]

Fall on your knees

Get you hot, worship me

Like I'm the devil

(You just have to keep an eye on the children and then they'll be fine.)