[Verse 1: Darius Rucker]

Is 10 o'clock in the morning

Too early to drink beer

I don't know and I don't care

When a girl walks by in a two-piece

Is it impolite to stare

I don't know and I don't care

[Chorus: Darius Rucker]

I don't know what beach this is

I don't know what day this is

I don't know if I packed enough clothes to wear

And I don't care

[Verse 2: Darius Rucker]

Do you think those are real or fake

You mean those, right there

I don't know and I don't care

Do you want the blonde or the brunette

Or the one with the long, red hair

I don't know and I don't care

[Chorus: Darius Rucker]

I don't know what beach this is

I don't know what day this is

I don't know if I packed enough clothes to wear

And I don't care

[Bridge: Darius Rucker]

Is 4 o'clock in the morning

Too late to drink beer

I don't know and I don't care

[Outro: Darius Rucker]

I don't know the last time I ate

I don't know how I'm still awake

I don't know how long a man live on beer

I don't know where I left my phone

I don't know when we're goin' home

I don't know if I've still got a job up there

And I don't care