[Verse 1]

The man is in the house

We 'bout to shut it down

Every time I step up in this club

I make it bounce

Don't fuck with small amounts

I buy it by the pound

And when we pullin' up

Boy, that Lambo makin' sound (skrt, skrt, skrt)

Got that Rollie on my wrist

You know I had to flex

And I got those twin chains

Ice climbers on my neck (oh, oh)

Now your girl want a drink

It's cool, I got the check

I throw a couple bands

Now she showing me respect (Now she showing me respect)

[Pre-Chorus]

She wanna know where I get this money

How I ball so hard

She wanna know what I do to afford these clothes and these dope-ass cars

She said, "Are you an actor, or a model?"

I get the waitress and we pop some more bottles

She keeps asking (Uh) won't let it go (Okay)

Looks like I really have to let this girl know

[Chorus]

I told her I make slime

Slime, slime, slime, slime, slime

Candy DIYs

Post that shit on YouTube children can't believe their eyes

Eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes

Yelling loud as shit, got that family friendly content

I don't get demonetized

[Verse 2]

She was understandably put off by that

'Til I showed her my million subscriber plaque

Now I'm feeling like David Dobrik

'Cause I got her in the Tesla and her friends are in the back

Next thing you know now we drinking at the crib

It ain't too long 'til I got shawty in my bed

Slip into something more comfortable and now I'm back

And she's looking at my YouTube channel, wait! Don't do that!

[Pre-Chorus]

She wanna know where I get this money

How I ball so hard

She wanna know what I do to afford these clothes and these dope-ass cars

She's checking out my videos, she sees me yelling

I'm going crazy 'bout the merch that I'm selling

Now I'm dabbing and eating spicy foods

I can't tell if she's impressed or disgusted

[Chorus]

But she's checking out my slime

Slime, slime, slime, slime, slime

Lifehack DIYs

Post that shit on YouTube, children can't believe their eyes

Eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes

Yelling loud as shit got that family friendly content

I don't get demonetized

[Outro]

I don't get demonetized

There is nary a doubt

I am the slime king

But I feel so alone

Will you be my slime queen?

I can't tell you how long I've searched

I won't even make you buy my merch

Unless you wanna buy my merch

You're totally free to do so

It is soft as hell

But it only comes in youth sizes

And there's no refunds

No refunds