Rollin' deep down the street, call that trick or treatin'

Got that sweet tooth babe so you know i'm eatin'

Walking dead are out in droves ay that's the season

Jack-o-lanterns, cobwebs, bitch i ain't blinkin'

I ain't scared of no ghost, you just look like a blanket

I ain't scared of no killer, you just look like Al Franken

So many things to be afraid of

Zombie body parts, gooey brain guts

Little tiny spiders on your neighbors

Satanic rituals, Nostradamus

Cause i ain't the type to lose my cool

Especially when i'm hangin' with a couple of ghouls

Halloween is only alarming

When i get that text that says "What are we?"

Like I'm not trying to put any pressure on you or anything but like i just kinda need to know what we are... likе, is that so bad? like am i your girlfriend? like why don't you tеxt me back? like.. can't we just put a label on it?! (What are we, What are we, What are we, What are we, What are we, What are we, What are we)

Uh, i'm afraid to commit

Scared of houses, scared of women, scared of sharin' a bed

Gross, gross

I'm afraid to commit

Spooked by marriage and your parents i ain't havin' your kids

Oooo so you know we gettin' spooky now

One month in, she'll be talkin' joint bank account

That's some shit i don't even wanna think about

Shakin' in my panties when she ask me where we're goin' out

To sephora

On vacation

Bora bora

Souplantation

No thanks even if you havin' sex with me

So scared of kids i went and had a vasectomy

Cause i'm not the type to give up my life

Even when i'm gettin' chased by a guy with a knife

Halloween is only alarming

When i get that text that says "What are we?"

Like i seriously shouldn't have to text you this much, I'm driving to your house right now just so you can tell me what we are, if you don't answer.. well then i'm gonna eat your torso (What are we, What are we, What are we, What are we, What are we, What are we)

Uh, i'm afraid to commit

Scared of weddings, floral beddings, scared of seein' you shit

Gross, gross

I'm afraid to commit

Spooked by lovers and your brother that dude looks like a dick

You know what? I'm starting to feel like i could do this relationship thing. Wow. Yeah, no, i love you, Let's do this, let's commit. You and i together forever