[Intro: Jess Coughlin]

The world spins

And round and round we go

Enjoy the show

[Verse One: Danimal Lector]

If life's a rap race, I'm laughing

You're in last place

Fast paced

See you at the finish line, ass face!

I'm the mean guy

You'll never see cry

I've been an asshole, since I was knee high

Now you can see why

I'm a beast, I'm a monster

I'm a motherfucking giant; Eli

Better yet I'm more like Drew Brees

In a loose T, baggy jeans

And I came to kick shit; Bruce Lee

Dude please

I'm the Alpha Male of the bunch

Looking at you is like looking at lunch

I'm roasted, toasted, cooking that blunt

Smells like a dead skunk looking at trunk

It's just me, I reek of weed, and booze equally

I can barely speak

And I can't even see

My parents think I'm from outer fucking space and I'm starting to agree

But you're the martian to me

See?

[Hook: Jess Coughlin]

La de da da da da da

The world spins

And round and round, we go

Enjoy the show

La de da da da da da

The world spins

And round and round, we go

Enjoy the show

[Verse Two: Danimal Lector]

I was the kid that went to show and tell

And taught the teacher how to roll an L

Life fast, die young, go to hell

I'm-a go down shooting, fuck posting bail

I flow like the ocean, so it's open sails

You can't hear me or see me but you can smell me comin'

Speaking of which, homegirl, check your belly button

Swinging a machete, your duckin'

I'm Freddy's cousin

I'm a goddamn animal, no teddy bear, no stuffin'

I'm huffin' and puffin' for nothin'

I'm-a blow this bitch down

Six rounds, Smith and Wesson

Little gun, big sounds

Sit down, heard you drop, no goodbyes

You're a soldier? So am I

First person shooter with a golden eye

So fly I almost reach the sky

No reason why but I'm-a stay illegally high

Till it's legalized

And be advised

I'm the sorta guy that knows we were born to die

So me? I'm-a enjoy the ride

[Hook: Jess Coughlin]

La de da da da da da

The world spins

And round and round, we go

Enjoy the show

La de da da da da da

The world spins

And round and round, we go

Enjoy the show