MATH RAP

By Daniel Lee

Released on March 19, 2018

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The (troll) rap

My boy Pythagoras hits me

With that information

Likes to smack my dad

With that triangle formation

Enjoys giving the A+

To the squinty-eyed asian

Telling everybody

There’s a new sensation

It’s triangles

Fire (Fire Fire)

Lit bois

Litty

Lit

Lit

Fire

Finding the area in my head

Pi is my favorite food

3.14 is my homie

Every time i hear the word math, I don't groanie (eh)

Area is pir^2

What

Area is pir^2

Say it

Area is pir^2

What

Area is pir^2

I like to math with my paper

With Mr. Pythagoras

Doing math like a baker

Calculating dat volume

WORD (drop mic)

The C.R.O.A.T

My boy Pythagoras gets mе

With that information

Likes to fill my brain

With that triangle formation

Likes to givе the A+

To the awesome people, us

Telling everybody

Don’t do homework on the bus

1/2b*h (that's right)

1/2b*h (that's right)

Isosceles,scalene,equilateral,right

Find the base then multiply by the height

Divide by 2 if you wanna get it right

The area is close in sight

Just don’t forget to put unit^2 or it’ll come back to bite

Don’t forget what you’ve learned

It’s a not big deal, so don’t be concerned

If you don’t finish math in class it is no worry

Just don’t finish it in a rush eating tha curry

Don’t stay up playing fortnite

Acute,obtuse,right

Don’t mix them up and get a kite

Do your math on your paper

Like a baker

Don’t do your math like an amateur

Doing math in the car

Good math is essential to life

Maybe one day you’ll get a wife (Xue)

A^2+B^2=C^2

C is the hypotenuse

If you get that wrong there is no excuse

3,4,5

That's the first triple

5,12,13

That is the second scene

7,24,25

The third triple is now alive

Homework isn’t dire

It’s really fire

If you say it’s hard, you’re a liar

S1+(S)2+(S)3 is the perimeter

180 degrees is the angle limiter

If you study triangles all day you’ll get eager

To be a math teacher

Then you can be the leader

Of the next year class of Veeder

(drop the math book)

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