[Intro]

Belmont bottles

DB9 full throttle

I feel like I'm drifting away

The pseudo life ain't bad as they say

Thinking about fuckin'

Backpage, it's nothin'

I'm dreamin' of a better day

The pseudo life ain't bad as they say

[Verse]

If I should die before I wake

Thank God I left this pseudo place

All I love and all I am

Is not in sync with God's great plan

After all is said and done

I pray that we at least had fun

And if I never penetrate

God take my life for goodness sake

[Chorus]

Pseudo, pseudo

Welcome to my funeral

Pseudo, pseudo

Welcome to my funeral