[Skit]

[Narrator]

It's a typical day in Corporate City

Typical because as always, evil is being plotted by the captain of Evil Industry, The White Shadow

Tonight's episode: All I want to do is a Doom ba Doom Doom

[The White Shadow]

Minions, I have summoned you here today to announce a new member of our group, a new villain to add to the pantheon of evil that I have assembled. Please, welcome, DANGERDOOM

[Narrator]

Suddenly, the door opens to reveal... nothing!

[Minion 1]

Where is this DANGERDOOM?

[The White Shadow]

You know what? We'll just, uh, call him here

Anybody know how to use speaker phone?

Hm, okay, that didn't work, uh, let me see here, hold on... Uh, press 9 to... Do you have to, do you have to press 9 to dial out?

[Minion 1]

Yes, I have only told him that a million times!

[The White Shadow]

Shh, everybody, be quiet, be quiet, come on, I want to make a good impression

DANGERDOOM, it is I, The White Sh...

[Beep Sound]

[The White Shadow]

What was that?

[Minion 1]

No ones there, dude

[The White Shadow]

What do you mean? I have more of the message to leave, call him back

DANGERDOOM, it is I, The White Shadow, inviting you to join our group of ext...

[Beep Sound]

[The White Shadow]

Listen, I can't quite... I'll make it shorter, ready?

DANGERDOOM. Me, White Shadow. Wondering if you can drop by...

I thought we said 3 o'clock, I know you might have gotten bad directions, but you didn't give me a call

[Narrator]

Three hours later with no sign of DANGERDOOM in sight

[Minion 2]

Screw him. We have no need for new members

[The White Shadow]

No, no, we will not screw him!

We welcome him into the organisation

We need this guy, gentleman

He got this crazy voice, and a cool mask, and the best of all: he's evil

And as the kids say, he's old-school, hardcore, gangsta evil

[Minion 1]

He doesn't sound all that evil

[The White Shadow]

DANGERDOOM, it is I, The White Shadow

I invite you to be a part of our new little family of evil

I can only promise you good times, hot women, and evil

We really need you bad, buddy

I don't want to seem like... I, I don't want to admit it, but they are kicking our asses, and If you're on our side, well, you and I could bring a new form of evil to the world

Think of it: The White Shadow and DANGERDOOM together forever

Hand and hand. Locked for life. You and me. I'm a triangle, you are my circle that completes me...

This is all sounding very gay and I apologise for that

Uhm, give me a call back if you want

You know what, forget it, I'm not interested anymore

[Narrator]

Will The White Shadow ever get a hold of DANGERDOOM?

Will DANGERDOOM ever return The White Shadow's calls?

Find out in the next thrilling episode of Minoriteam!