Superbleeder

By Dane Cook

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Violence

We have those little violent tendencies

Im not the only person

I know your like me when you see somebody walking down the street

Wearing a Superman T-shirt, you just wanna shoot them in the chest

And when they start to bleed go, "I guess not."

Dont wear the shirt. Wear a shirt that says

"I bleed if you shoot me in the chest plate"

And i will not shoot you in the chest plate

Superbleeder. Hahaha, I called him Superbleeder