[Verse 1]

He don't leave when it's time to go

He don't leave at the end of the show-ow-ow-ow-ow

He's no friend, an acquaintance at best

A scary guy in a leather ve-e-e-e-est

[Chorus]

'Cause he's a nuisance (Oh, yeah)

Nuisance (Well, you know)

Nuisance (One more time)

Nuisance

[Verse 2]

When he speaks, it's a scary sound

It's hard to keep him from hangin' arou-ou-ou-ou-ound

Girls won't give him the time of day

They just hope he'll go awa-a-a-a-ay

[Chorus]

'Cause he's a nuisance (Oh, yeah)

Nuisance (Well, you know)

Nuisance (One more time)

Nuisance

Why won't he go away?

Why does he always stay?

'Cause he's a nuisance (One more time)

Nuisance (Well, you know)

Nuisance (Yeah)

Nuisance

[Interlude]

[Verse 3]

I wish he'd move to another place

Or at least get out of my fa-a-a-a-ace

It seems that there is nothing left to do

I wish he would just get a clu-u-u-u-ue

[Chorus]

'Cause he's a nuisance (Yeah, yeah)

Nuisance (Well, you know)

Nuisance

Nuisance

Why won't he go away?

Why does he always stay?

'Cause he's a nuisance (Yeah-eah)

Nuisance (Well)

Nuisance (One more time)

Nuisance

[Outro]

(Oh, yeah, yeah-eah, yeah-eah, yeah-eah-eah-eah-eah-eah-eah-eah-eah)