JIMMY
Remember me, Ralph? I'm about to fry
RALPH
Shut up!
JIMMY
While you and your friends stand idly by
My life is a ticking bomb
I'm gonna miss my senior prom!
You murdered me, Ralph!
RALPH
Shut up!
JIMMY
Murdered me!
RALPH
Murdered you!
JIMMY
Murdered you!
RALPH
Murdered him!
SALLY
Everything okay, Ralph?
RALPH
Don't you see the kid? He's haunting me!
MAE
Maybe you better cool off on the muggles there
RALPH
I'm just a little hungry, that's all
MARY
Remember me, Ralph?
I've been sent to Hell
A pubescent edition of Jеzebel
It hurts a lot to bend
But at lеast I've made a friend
GOAT
Bah-bah-bah-bah-bah!
MARY
Murdered me!
RALPH
Murdered you?
JIMMY
Murdered me!
RALPH
Murdered them!
JACK
What's eating him?
SALLY
I think he's had one too many giggle sticks
RALPH
Man, I'm starvin'. We got any eats?
JACK
Check the icebox, hotshot
RALPH
The icebox. That's good. That's good
ZOMBIES
Open the gate and abandon hope
With the ghosts of the kids that got hooked on dope
RALPH
Way down where it's hot
They are saving us a spot
RATS
You murdered them, Ralph!
ALL
Murdered 'em! Murdered 'em!
Murdered 'em! Murdered 'em!
RALPH
Fellas, wait! Ya got any cheese, or what?
SALLY
He's losing it, Jack
JACK
Gee, you don't suppose
MAE
He's liable to crack and spill all he knows
MAE AND SALLY
He's really acting weird
JACK
Perhaps it's time he disappeared
He'd never be missed! I could
ZOMBIES AND JACK
Murder him! Murder him!
Murder him! Murder him!
MAE
Jack, no! You fire that gun, you'll have the cops right back here...
JACK
We'll play it your way...for now
SALLY
Ow! He bit me!
RALPH
Jack? My tummy's getting rumbly! Feed me! Feed me!
SALLY
Let go of my arm! Jack, make him stop -- he's giving me the creepin' heebie-jeebies!
JACK
C'mon, Mae. We'll go and get Ralph a bite
MAE
Yeah, he's liable to wake the whole building with that racket
JACK
You. Stay here. Keep him piped down
SALLY
Jack? I don't like the way he's lookin' at me. Shake a leg with that grub
RALPH
Leg...grub...
MAE
Ralph, we have take-away from Dim-Foo's... Ralph? Sally? Where'd they go?
JACK
They best not have skipped town
MAE
Sally? Ralph?
RALPH
I found me a snack, it was nice and fresh
MAE AND JACK
The weed made him hungry for human flesh
JACK
Step away, you mug
'Cuz that's a brand new Persian rug
MAE
He's not gonna stop!
ALL
Murder him! Murder him!
Murder him! Murder him!
MAE
Oh God, oh God, oh God...
JACK
Mae! Don't get queer on me now
ZOMBIES
Open the gate and abandon hope
With the ghosts of the kids that got hooked on dope
MAE
Now I see them, Jack!
And they all want their childhoods back!
We murdered them, Jack!
ALL
Murdered them! Murdered them!
Murdered them! Murdered them!
ZOMBIES
Open the gate and abandon hope
JACK
Pull it together
Don't flip your skirt
ZOMBIES
With the ghosts of the kids that got hooked on dope
(The last lines are all sung in tandem)
JACK
Don't flip your skirt
You do the things you gotta do
In this dog eat dog eat dog world
Survival of the fittest
So you murder 'em
Before they murder you
The winner is the last one left alive!
Alive!
MAE
Now I see them, Jack
And they all want their childhoods back!
We murdered them, Jack!
MAE AND ZOMBIES
Murdered 'em! Murdered 'em!
Murdered murdered
Murdered murdered
Murdered murdered
Murdered murdered
Murdered murdered
Murdered
Murdered 'em!
Till there's no one left alive!