[Verse 1]

Hey! Turn off whatever tune's on and listen to this new song

Its BlueXephos, the Yogscast, the goon squad

Whatever name you want to call us, fine, let's move on

And clarify a few things to avoid confusion

No need for Paypal, vouchers or a coupon

You can see us free of charge like a neutron

We won't blow the roof off but we'll put a roof on

Both obsessed with little cubes

And I'm not talking croutons

So get your shoes shone to a sheen

Put your feet upon the futon and us upon the screen

[Hook]

I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole

Diggy, diggy hole, digging a hole

I'm Dan Bull and I'm kicking a flow

Kicky, kicky flow, kicking a flow

[Verse 2]

I'll introduce the duo to the newest YouTube viewers

Xephos is Lewis and Simon's who Honeydew is

You'll lose all kinds of funny fluids, flatulation

Blood, sweat, tears, humors and the tangy taste

Of the runny, gooey liquid oozing from a Jaffa Cake

We've got new tips, music and animations

So I wanna see your hips, thighs and your fanny shaking

Rihanna's nothing in comparison to Granny Bacon

[Hook]

I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole

Diggy, diggy hole, digging a hole

I'm Dan Bull and I'm kicking a flow

Kicky, kicky flow, kicking a flow

[Verse 3]

Oh God, you're logged onto the YogPod

With more devout followers than the god squad

There's seldom, if ever, been such a realm or dimension

Bringing that much traffic

That you can hear the sound of the engines

Oh, and by the way, as well, did I mention

The fact that we've got more links than a Zelda convention?

You can tell there's a tension, but it probably isn't sexual

So any innuendo there's ineffectual

But mention Jaffa Cakes and Simon practically masticates

He's dream meal's a stack of them upon a massive plate

I've even seen him eat a Jaffa Cake flavoured pasta bake

And after ate even more, instead of After Eights

I wonder where exactly does he keeps them all stashed away

The number crunching is too massive to extrapolate

[Hook]

I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole

Diggy, diggy hole, digging a hole

I'm Dan Bull and I'm kicking a flow

Kicky, kicky flow, kicking a flow

[Verse 5]

Dan Bull, rapping on behalf of the Yogscast

Swinging harder than my diamond axe

When I'm chopping logs fast

I'm unsurpassed when it comes to rap with bombast

So turn up the volume knob and increase the contrast

At long last, here's a rapper thats a gaming geek

Entertaining people with amazing speed

The pick of the bunch, the bigger the swing, the bigger the punch

I pick up a thing up off the floor and start mining ore

(Cha-Cha-Cha-Cha-Ching)

Double-time rap with a bit of Minecraft

Hope Mojang didn't mind that

Take a hit of my track to the ear canal

You'll be like, "Bleeding hell"

One, two, can you hear me now?

Oi, Honeydew, does it ring a bell?

It's been years since your ears have felt like this

You're Isabel to my Israphel

Many men'll wanna make a rap track better than me

But they never will because evidently, they lack the skill (Ah!)

[Hook]

I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole

Diggy, diggy hole, digging a hole

I'm Dan Bull and I'm kicking a flow

Kicky, kicky flow, kicking a flow