Flocking Hostile

By Dan Bull

Released on December 1, 2023

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[Intro]

Mary had a little lamb, it's fleece was white as snow (Snow!)

Then one day that lamb realized something and was like, yo, bro

I'm an independent living sentient being with senses endlessly

Being treated senselessly, by human beings abusing sheep for centuries, so let's end this obscenity!


[Bridge]

Mary had a little lamb, it's fleece was white as snow. (Snow!)

Then one day that lamb decided it was Mary's time to go (Oh!)


[Verse 1]

Mary had a little lamb and the lamb had a little plan

Bеcause frankly, the little lamb didn't givе a damn

Said, "we've had enough of being the sacrificial lamb" (Nah)

So now you're getting battered by a battering ram

Call it Rambo peep, but we ran Bo-Peep

Outta town so she, couldn't ram no sheep

But the girl that flees, can't have no fleece

If you aggro sheep, you won't have no peace


[Verse 2]

Even animal handlers couldn't handle me

Like when Dan Bull bleeps on a damn cold beat (Wah!)

Come on, motherflocker, ask me what my mission is (Ooh)

I'm a factory farming abolitionist

All we ask is to be happy and calm

Watch a couple classic cartoons on Saturday morning

Live a simple existence without any harm

Rather than that, you rammed us up into a battery farm (Wah!)


[Verse 3]

How the hell could you do that to me yawn? (What?)

I'm going to the Natalie Dorm, and lead lamb to the slaughter (What?)

Man, apparently something has gone rapidly wrong (What?)

With the capacity for empathy, morality gone (What?) (Oh Boy!)

Zip-a-dee-ding-a-bop-a-dee-bop

Call the cavalry farmer, you're about to be bombed

Because we've had to be calm and now it's havoc we want

Calling it karmic carnage in 5, 4, 3, 2


[Chorus]

One, we're the sheep who want to eat you

Try telling someone who'll believe you

Who can pull the wool over your eyes like we do?

You'll bleed as we beat and we'll bleat while we bleed you

Like Bach, I'm a Baroque star

Won't stop till my sheep safely grazing the pop charts

Lamb chomping every block till we've dropped far

What brawn, we're flocking hostile!


[Verse 4]

You can't defeat the fleece fleet stockpile (Stockpile)

People count on sheep regardless what the odds are (Odds are)

Try to keep tally of us now you're asleep (Asleep)

While we rally up battalions of thousands of even-toed Ungulate conquerors

Hungry to combat the butchers and carnivores, farmers and omnivores

Oi! What the hell happened to animal husbandry?

Using us just for meat, goodness me

Look you see, I'm a cool guy, I can have a laugh

But I'm appalled by battery farms[?], abattoirs

So now we're pushing back and pulling off an avatar

The woolly gets a full-scale planetary sabotage


[Bridge]

You heard so many sweet bars, Bo-peep selector, r-r-rewind

You heard so many sweet bars, three bags full, slinging wool, need a re-up


[Chorus]

One, we're the sheep who want to eat you

Try telling someone who'll believe you

Who can pull the wool over your eyes like we do?

You'll bleed as we beat and we'll bleat while we bleed you

Like Bach, I'm a Baroque star

Won't stop till my sheep safely grazing the pop charts

Lamb chomping every block till we've dropped far

What brawn, we're flocking hostile!

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[Verse 5]

There's a rumour that the ruminates are moving in, so move

There isn't room for any human in this new beginning

Do say grace and give thanks

Now you, change place with me and get shanked

Easy to abuse one who's lacking a voice (Voice)

Whenever you eat us, you are making a choice (Choice)

To choose to refuse, make the veils rejoice ('Joice)

There's too much beautiful food available, so enjoy


[Chorus]

One, we're the sheep who want to eat you

Try telling someone who'll believe you

Who can pull the wool over your eyes like we do?

You'll bleed as we beat and we'll bleat while we bleed you

Like Bach, I'm a Baroque star

Won't stop till my sheep safely grazing the pop charts

Lamb chomping every block till we've dropped far

What brawn, we're flocking hostile!

What?

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What? What? What?

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