[Intro]

It's getting old

It ain't funny anymore

Why you laughing?

[Verse]

You think it's kind of cute when I go off the cuff

And my mouth becomes a blunderbuss

When I'm six feet under Tanqueray

I've been drunk tonight since yesterday

And I don't think I'll be sober soon

I've been thinking to myself

Mister, put that smile on

[Verse]

You think it's kind of cute when I go off the cuff

And my mouth becomes a blunderbuss

When I'm six feet under Tanqueray

And I'm drunk tonight since yesterday

And I don't think I'll be sober soon

I've been thinking to myself

Just wipe that smile off

[Outro]

It's getting old

It ain't funny anymore

Why you laughing?