[Verse 1]

From the cut of his hair

To the shoes that he wears

He’s so exhausting

He politely exists

With such an arrogant twist

And with a lack of emotion

[Chorus]

He’s changed the way he speaks

Debasing irony

Now he’s spent all his money

On a girl that’s too young for him

[Verse 2]

He’s as cool as his mum

But she’s more fun

Sometimes I find him boring

We pretend to discern

A difference in his tone of voice

(But I can’t tell if he’s joking)

[Chorus]

He’s changed the way he speaks

Debasing irony

Now he’s spent all his money

On a girl that’s too young for him

[Bridge]

Said it's fucking boring

Said it's fucking boring!

He’s changed the way he speaks

Debasing irony it seems

[Chorus]

He’s changed the way he speaks

Debasing irony

Now he’s spent all his money

On a girl that’s too young for him

He’s spent all his money cause he thought it’d be funny

But I’m bored of the obvious ironic persona he plays

[Outro]

He’s brash and his jokes have lost their taste

Though they were always tasteless