[Verse 1]
In this lonely town
I'm the tallest man around
Hard to keep a friend when my neck hurts from always looking down
[Verse 2]
And in this storybook
I'm a real Captain Hook
Even when I try to hide my hands I've got that evil look
[Chorus]
I hope when I'm in hell I'll finally fit in well
I've got all these jokes I've been dying to tell
[Verse 3]
And in this pie I baked, I put all of my mistakes
I will shove it down your throat so you can tell me how it tastes
I said, tell me how it tastes
[Chorus]
I hope when I'm in hell I'll finally fit in well
I've got all these jokes I've been dying to tell
[Post-Chorus]
And if thе dead don't like 'em, that's thеir problem
They got themselves here, no climbing up from this rock bottom
[Outro]
Ha, ha, ha, ha
Ha, ha, ha, ha
Ha, ha, ha, ha