[Intro]

Why's it so loud? God!

Yeah ayy ooh

Shut up

It’s DAF BOYZ huh

Mom I'm tryna record

DAF BOYZ (It's DAF BOYZ)

Get out, shut up, shut up (Coming at you live)

This song is called Breakfast

[Verse 1]

I used to have a dog (Dog!)

Name was Alexis

He was pretty cute

’Till I ate him for breakfast

I suck titties, uh

Boil up my kitties

Eating house pets

Man they taste so litty

So pretty (Woo!)

Man you gotta try parrot

Steam it up with some broccoli and some carrots

Add some ferrets

Now you got a whole meal, only 9.99

Man the taste is unreal

That's a great deal

Gordon Ramsay's asking "Where's the lamb sauce?"

(Where's the lamb sauce?)

I add it on, it's time to feed the fam squad

(Feed the fam squad)

Gordon Ramsay's asking "Where's the lamb sauce?"

I add it on, it’s time to feed the fam squad

[Chorus]

Ooh, Alexis was so cute

And fun to play with too

But in the end

He tasted so delicious

Ooh, it was so nutritious

But he acted vicious

When I tried to bake him up

[Bridge]

Ayy man, I’m feeling kinda hungry

Whatcha wanna eat man, chimichangas?

Nah man, I'm craving dog

Aight, let’s go to Bradley's house then

[Verse 2]

Piles upon piles of food like it's Christmas dinner

Everyone sitting at the table with their fidget spinners (Spin)

They eat the meat

They think it's great (Yuh)

But when I tell them what’s in it

Their eyes get filled with hate (What the frick Bradley)

I try to explain

I thought it tasted good

But even though I talked to them

They all misunderstood

They then decided that I needed mental help

But then I knew I had to achieve something else

[Bridge]

Ayy man, that dog was disgusting

I know right? I can't believe he cooked your dog like that man

That was my dog, man?

Yeah, man

That was Alexis, man?

Yeah, man

Bradley, what the fu--

[Chorus]

Ooh, Alexis was so cute

And fun to play with too

But in the end

He tasted so delicious

Ooh, it was so nutritious

But he acted vicious

When I tried to bake him up

[Outro]

Alright kids

The moral of the story is

Never judge a book by its cover

And not all heroes wear capes

Your mom gay