I'm praying to god someone collects their man

You wish Ellie West had her hands down your pants

You're a pedo, touching kids is your plan

You look like the asian Michelin man

After these shots I will leave you bleedin'

After this drops, you'll be screamin'

Six inches? You must be dreamin'

We've all seen, your micro penis

You're a disgrace, to the continent

See a twelve year old and you're onto them

Dick that small you must be confident

But touching up kids has a consequence

I dare you, attack me

I'm bumming your mum in the back seat

Yeah, your mum and I, we have a TV show

Yeah, it's called Fake Taxi

And you think you're so bad, 'cause you own Armani

Breath smells just like onion bhaji

Got with six clapped girls at a dead party

Slapped by me, and then slapped by Charlie

And put I it in your mums mouth

She's sucking my dick so she can't make a sound

And if she stopped sucking, then I would say fine

I'm gonna have to stick it where the sun don't shine

Your mum was screaming out, please just fist me

If you were white you'd look like Luke Christie

Yeah, you've got fat titties

I make your mum so wet, she's like the fucking Mississippi

Getting dumped all the time must feel shitty

Then again you thought Jess Tuckman was pretty

And I've seen mum, yeah she's such a fitty

Then she gave me pussy, and I said hello kitty

I could eat you for my dinner

Bitch you gon' cry me a river

At the rap battle, yeah, I was the winner

But this song, right here has just made me a killer

It's sad when you look in the mirror

Your dick has not got any bigger

And right now your gripping the trigger

'Cause everyone knows that you touched up Patricia

You grabbed Morgan's arse and you didn't even ask

Please try keep it calm, year sevens all make you hard

You think that you've got bars like where should I even start

You date a girl for a week, then she's like why are you coming fast?

You touched a girl who's five foot two" like what is wrong with you?

By the way, I thought that you knew, your ex girl sent me nudes

Got with Eloize and India like what the fuck, has gotten into ya

You like action, like a cinema, surprised you ain't got Chlamydia

[Interlude]

"My son better be a doctor or an engineer

If you are not either of those, I'll come and pinch your ear

Where is my basmati rice and the sambal I was eating?

If you are not a doctor Luca, you will get a beating"

I send shots, it's like "skudududududu bang!"

And this diss track, lasts longer than when you wank

You eat your uncles spunk and then you give your uncle a spank

Took a shit in a bush that's jank and you didn't even wash your hands

You think you know who to get puss, you don't get girls, just shush

Don't act like you smoke that kush, the only green you've ever touched is a bush

Whip it up, flip it up, drip it up

Your dick is so little bruv

And your skin is so dry, please someone get this kid Nivea

Go somewhere else, Nigeria

India, Libya, Syria

To be honest I don't really care, I just don't wanna have to be near to ya

This is a rap battle arena, there's no dogs allowed

So why can I see your mum at the back of the crowd?

Yeah, that's right bitch, sit back down

You ain't ever gonna take my diss track crown

You're a stupid joker, yeah, you're stupid a clown

And when you kissed a four out of ten, your parents were proud

Like what are you telling me? I'm not feeling your energy

Please go get deodorant 'cause you are so smelly G

You got drunk of Kopaberg, don't chat about Hennessey

You're fat, you walk so heavily, had a huge crush on Emily

You try dress up designer, but your Yeezys came from china

The only time you'll ever touch pussy is when you came out your mothers vagina

Wait, wait lemme throw that back

I'll pass you an L, are you ready to catch?

You copied my glasses, that's sad

You're not Peng, are you mad, you're fat, that's a fact

[Outro]

I step with the stamina

I can't lose to no challenger

That's it, I've had enough

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