[Verses]

I've never read "The Metamorphosis"

But I find the concept quite intriguing

I like to imagine how I'd react in that situation

I think I'd panic;

Quite poorly, quite predictably, and quite reasonably

What else are you really supposed to do?

I think I'd end it

I don't think I could live anymore

I'd rather be dead than a bug or fucking worm

Would I be satisfied?

And would that still really matter?

Satisfaction stops at a certain point, and I think it's past by death

I don't believe bugs do much besides:

Do, breathe, eat, act, livе, and fly, and die

And that is not a life I want to lead

And if you'rе curious

I didn't forget the Oxford comma;

I couldn't forget an Oxford comma

I put an apostrophe in "Wan't" but that's just because I'm-

Hi, how are you?

I'm not great—I'm a bug (In case you forgot)

What the fuck, man?

I wasn't ready for this

Just let me write down some thoughts

[Instrumental]

[Spoken Outro]

Dear friends and some family, if you're hearing this I've turned into some sort of bug, and as the only reasonable course of action, I've decided to off myself

By now, I've flown to New York City to ram myself into the Apple store on Fifth Avenue

I cannot see glass, so if I just run around enough, eventually I will slam into it like windshield, and this horrific existence will come to a close

At first, I meant to write this down, but I no longer have opposable thumbs

I hope you can understand

Sincerely, Taylor Vincent