[Verse 1]

Hello? - "Hey, who is this?"

Man, you call me, maybe you should know before you fish

"Well, what's that number? You can tell me that"

Like I said, you call me, I'm ending this little chat

"Wait, I guess I have the wrong number, I apologize"

Well, that's great, but now, I'm gonna say goodbye

"Goodbye? You never told me your name

And if you don't comply, well, that would just be a shame"

Why? - "Well, that would take the fun of this activity

Your extrasivity is what is making this so riveting"

Man, you bugging out, and I will be docking out

Go and call another champ, I'm tired of shut your mouth

[Interlude 1]

Man, and that was weird as hell, people have way too much time on their hands, man, what? He's calling again?

[Verse 2]

"Why don't you wanna talk? Rude frankly

You should hear me out, you won't like when I'm angry"

What? Fine, I'll give you just one question

"What's your favorite scary movie? Tell me your selection"

Halloween, now will you leave me alone?

"Well, you never told me your name, then I'll get up the phone"

I'm not giving you my name, that's something that you can track

"No, I just wanna know who I am looking at"

Who you're looking at? Wait, what did you say?

"I mean, who I'm talking to, must've made a mistake"

Nah, I am done, this conversation is finished

Don't call back, 'cause I ain't wasting a minutes

[Interlude 2]

Man, dude is crazy, hey let me just make sure I locked up real quick, oh wait, I could've sworn I close this fervor, you know I was-I was in a rush, I just wanna to get home, you know, and maybe I'm missed, and maybe I'm missed, damn, he's calling again?

[Verse 3]

Man, quit calling, what did I say?

"Well, you won't be saying anything, you're dying today!"

What? - "Yeah, you heard me, I am gonna murder you!

Guess what? When your girl's home, I'mma heard her too

But first, I'mma turn her to a widow

Can you see me out there? Look into your window

I am everywhere, you will never find me

Chance to get blood on my blade, it's so shiny!"

Quit playing, man, who is this? Bob?

"You wish you was, don't you? I'm telling you no"

Man, I'm hanging up, you almost playing delusional

"Go ahead and do it, but it will be your funeral"

[Outro]

Hello? Hello? What? Dude, what is this man? I'm just, you know what? I'm tripping over nothing, dude, I'm tripping, this is stupid, this probably just Bob playing some stupid prank, I'mma kill him when I see him, damn