[Verse 1: Deadpool]
Hey there Logan, it's really nice to meet you!
I've heard that you can heal in a pinch, really? Me too!
Well, I'mma test that healing factor, and see how it reacts to
A rapper spitting manic, a master attacker
Merc with the mouth taking captors
I saw Jean on the street, rolled up and smacked her!
Didn't have a reason, I thought that it'd be fun
All I need is chimichangas and the comforts of a gun
[Verse 2: Wolverine]
The best at what I do, and what I do ain't nice
Put a beating on you and your crew like Ray Rice
I'm a veteran, bub! Living weapon, a scrub
Like you couldn't hang up your heparin drugs
Adamantium is fixed on my skeleton
So go ahead and slash, you ain't getting any further than the melanin
Merc with the mouth, it'll get you into trouble
I'll put a leash on you, make you merc with a muzzle!
[Chorus]
Who's that? A hero straight loco
Killing everybody, no regard for the popo
They call him Deadpool, reasoning's a no go
Better stand back for the man in the Rojo
Who is that? A hero straight loco
Killing everybody, lone wolf running solo
What a weapon, and crossing is a no no
Wolverine take your whole team for a go, yo
[Verse 3: Deadpool]
Spider-Man looking, motherfucker, better run
'Cause I'm coming with that weapon X skillset, son
Old man Logan, you're broke slow motion
Take some ibuprofen and consider this demotion
[Verse 4: Wolverine]
No originality, you are the best joke
You tried to be me, then you copied Death stroke
Got the women on my jock, you don't get a call back
Really hard, when you look like a human ballsack
[Verse 5: Deadpool]
Why are you so angry all the time? What a buzzkill?
Let me end your misery and slash 'till your lungs fill
With blood, coming out your mouth like a red drool
Fall onto the pavement 'till you drown, call it Deadpool
[Verse 6: Wolverine]
Why am I so angry? Well, let me put it blankly
I hate you, and they broke the mold when they made me
You're a failed copy, nothing but a reject
Throw you through the fourth wall, boy, get some respect
[Chorus]
Who's that? A hero straight loco
Killing everybody, no regard for the popo
They call him Deadpool, reasoning's a no go
Better stand back for the man in the Rojo
Who is that? A hero straight loco
Killing everybody, lone wolf running solo
What a weapon, and crossing is a no no
Wolverine take your whole team for a go, yo
[Verse 7: Deadpool]
Oh, I get it now, you're not getting any
You should hit up Scott, man, I'm sure he's getting plenty
I'm sure it's complicated, think about it this way
Maybe when she's banging him, she's thinking 'bout your sick blades
[Verse 8: Wolverine]
What have you even done, I've fought in World Wars
Before you were even born, I'll have you on all fours
Never been a punk, courage? Never had a shortage
Friend, do you like I did you in the Wolverine origins?
[Chorus]
Who's that? A hero straight loco
Killing everybody, no regard for the popo
They call him Deadpool, reasoning's a no go
Better stand back for the man in the Rojo
Who is that? A hero straight loco
Killing everybody, lone wolf running solo
What a weapon, and crossing is a no no
Wolverine take your whole team for a go, yo