[Intro]

Man, I'm the merc with a mouth, I don't have time for choruses, OK? Man, let's-let's hurry up and drop that beat, uh

[Verse]

Wade Wilson coming in the building

Grab earmuffs for your children, killing like a villain

Gosh, that's a lot of blood spilling

Better hope that you run quick when I start healing

It's over, hit you with katanas to your legs, drop off

Then your arms fall all in the same spot

I'm a killer, I just found a platform

Already lost my mind, can I have yours?

I'm a fan of crack whores, wait, I mean captors

That's an easy mistake, I smack more

People in a day that I can't remember all of 'em

But I always separate the two when I slaughter 'еm

I don't even know what I'm rapping about

Mister Rеynolds with the first track merc with a mouth

And I need a hype, man, would it hurt you to shout?

Here's a motivation bullet, have you blurting it out

See, was that so bad? A little motivation

Keep this up, and you may make it out the basement

After Wolverine Origins they were hating

Then I got my own flick, owned the R rating

Killed it in the cinemas, but honestly degrading

Being stuck with the rejects 'cause other ones were taken

Should've won an Oscar, teaming with Colossus

Colossus? I saw the first script, and I lost it

Anyway, I'm climbing back through the forth wall

There's like ten Deadpool songs on, I've searched all

And this is the best one, full of mad danger

Subtle like the black guy playing black ranger

Now I got a deal with Cox, I mean cable

I'mma call him Cox 'cause damnit, he's anal, wink!

Now I'm rocking with the X-Force

Escorts with the red dot infrared ports

Got two words, and they spell T crews

Do I need to say more? Man, we can't lose

I don't need to be in the Infinity War

Every time I see a trailer, man, I'm literally bored

Where the chimichangas? Have you even been to the store?

Have you ever shot a bullet through a Honda Accord?

Through the door point blank is the violence and gore

Just a little bit much for your audience swarms, whoops

I forgot, you handle chick flicks

Trying to get rich land, the pitch with big wigs

What a dip stick, sending nudes and dick pics

To your grandma, eating fries and fish sticks

Weapon X project made me a small tank

Overtake your whole team with a small shank

Put 'em in a line, you can all get spanked

By the red dank, and by that I mean taint

Out there, on another planet, space cadets

Been around since you motherfuckers played cassettes

I've been chopped in little bits, even lost a head

Had my insides spread, and I still ain't dead

So try me, grimy and highly unsightly

Psyche, slightly broke, but hey, I'm me

So I better see you there for the sequel

Get a dose of Wade Wilson, flow lethal!