[Intro: Dad Feels]

Dad feels confused

[Verse 1: Dad Feels]

Dad loves wife, gives Dad reason

To have life, to keep breathin'

Cheryl the woman keeps his blood movin’

Dad's heart's pumpin’ when he's Mom smoochin'

But Dad does wonder why he gets feelings

When Mom's friend's over, what is the reason?

Her perfume lingers on Dad's fingers

When exchanging greetings is his sniffing cheating?

[Chorus: Dad Feels & Yelle]

Dad is trying as hard as he can

To not think about Mom's friend Diane

But Dad feels like an actual man

When he thinks about the forbidden

Dad is trying as hard as he can

To not think about Mom's friend Diane

But Dad feels like an actual man

When he thinks about the forbidden

[Verse 2: Dad Feels]

Would Dad even commit romantic treason

Of course he wouldn’t

Dad was just dreamin’

Cheryl is gentle, she is so special

But that Diane is on another level

Ha!

[Chorus: Dad Feels & Yelle]

Dad is trying as hard as he can

To not think about Mom's friend Diane

But Dad feels like an actual man

When he thinks about the forbidden

Dad is trying as hard as he can

To not think about Mom’s friend Diane

But Dad feels like an actual man

When he thinks about the forbidden

[Outro: Yelle & Dad Feels]

Dad is trying as hard as he can

To not think about Mom's friend Diane

I mean Cheryl