[Verse 1]

I push a pencil into my eye

It does not feel very nice

I start to bleed out of my eyes

It does not feel very nice

I feel the pencil

Display a stencil

Of the pain in my eyes


[Chorus]

Oh no, the pencil is in my ass

Oh no, the pencil is in my ass

Oh no, the pencil is in my ass


[Verse 2]

God as my witness

I think I should stick this

Pencil in my eye

To my surprise my

Eyes feel like fire

It does not feel very nice

I feel special

To know that the pencil

Did not make me blind


[Chorus]

Oh no, the pencil is in my ass

Oh no, the pencil is in my ass

Oh no, the pencil is in my ass


[Guitar Solo]