[Verse 1]

10-9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1

Enema countdown

No need to be scared if you are prepared

For ignition and the ultimate letdown

[Pre-Chorus]

Said I to all of you

"Do you believe this is necessary?"

Said you to all of I

"The test has proved this is necessary"

[Chorus 1]

Now don't be afraid (And)

Swallow your pride and (And)

Do what they say and (And)

Put it inside (And)

Return to your seat for a bumpy ride

Here we go with the enema countdown

[Verse 2]

9, 1, 1, 1 (9, 7, 5, 3)

10-9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1

Enema countdown

Premeditate and prepare for your fate

Or the moon may speak to the cold ground

[Chorus 2]

In the blink of an eye

Now it is done

Don't bother to cry

Just steady your buns for a

[Outro]

High-colonic salutation

Colo-rectal graduation

Jet propulsion celebration

3-2-1, enema countdown!